Poop in the Tub: He Says/ She Says

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Funny how many of our conversations revolve around poop these days. Here's our most recent one...

He says: And by the way, thanks for leaving poop in the tub. I noticed it when I took a shower.

She says: It wasn't mine.

He says: I know but it was still gross.

She says: Well I tried to scoop it up but I must have missed some.