Baby hair care: He says/ She says

He says: "... and I washed her hair."
She says: "That's great, did you shampoo and condition it?"
He says: "No I just used the shampoo."
She says: "Ok well, that's why her hair is a big fro."
He says: "I did it on purpose, I like it that way."

Ok sure. ... Well, at least he tried.