Being a church leader: He says/ She Says

Flashback to Lil' J's blessing day.

She says: "I went to a friend's house for lunch and she was just called to be Relief Society president."
He says: "Wow, that's cool."
She says: "Yea, it is. And another lady at the lunch party's husband is a bishop. What if you were bishop some day?"
He says: "HA! That would never happen."
She says: "Well maybe, some day."
He says: "Maybe. That would be the coolest church ever. But then I'd get released in about a week."

Translations for people who aren't familiar with LDS terms: "Ward" is our congregation. "Relief Society President" is like the leader for the women in our congregation. And a Bishop is our congregation leader.